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WHATEVER THE HOLIDAYS MEAN TO YOU – Wise men under Sirius, druid apple-blossoms, flamed plum pudding, hiding the O-Cedar from witches, Amanita muscaria imps, fruit-strung pyramids, crisis cocktails and pizza rolls, chasing X-mas spirit orbs, foreclosed gingerbread houses, around-the-clock flickering Yule log on cable television, mall shopping on adrenochrome, “I love Boxing Day” Santa tee-shirts, lighting a Kwanzaa kinara as Mercury goes retrograde, jars of glogg, pickle ornaments, status denim, “The 12 mistresses of Tiger Woods” 2010 wall calendar (keeping in mind that there are only 12 months in a year), kidnapping the Nativity plastic baby Jesus, a tinny of Victoria Bitters on a beach Down Under, Hanukkah “No Limit Texas Dreidel game” with He’Brew beer, turkey sandwiches and mince pie, spreading mustard over the head of a pig, replica glowing leg-lamp, Solstice wreath and honeysuckle, Colonel Cluck in Shibuya, Carol by candlelight, Doctor Demento, The Chipmunks, Santa wearing a Hawaiian shirt in a red canoe, India-rubber-faced man stocking stuffer, or a new Havana Brown named “Count Chocula” – SEASONS GREETINGS FROM TOOLBAND.COM.
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