27 September, 2014 (07:31pm)
JAMMMZ AT THE 'TATOR" WITH AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE

It's no longer a mystery! Special guest musicians for the SEPTEMBER 29 MONDAY NIGHT JAMMMZ include MEL GAYNOR ("Simple Minds") on drums and STEPHAN DeREINE on keys. All happening at THE BAKED POTATO jazz club in STUDIO CITY, CALIFORNIA. Stephan DeReine - that reminds me - with regards to the "almost anything goes" second set, local musicians should bring a rain stick and utter rain-making chants, or many of you might be eating your BLTs WITHOUT the L and T.

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26 September, 2014 (02:41pm)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO...

There's one person's belated birthday that I better not forget. And that would be...JESSICA! Happy Happy Belated (should've been on Facebook!) Birthday to JESSICA! And that's from the ENTIRE (ever expanding) Tool Family. And Jess, were we to go to Fleming's for our holiday lunch, you would be able to experience the world's most dangerous piece of cake. In the meantime, just imagine it.


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26 September, 2014 (09:58am)


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MONDAY NIGHT JAMMMZ AT THE BAKED POTATO

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HAPPY TRAILS


BMB

24 September, 2014 (03:01pm)
TERRY BOZZIO AT EXPLORER'S DRUMS

With 53 Cymbals, 22 pedals, 8 bass drums and over 25 toms, it's the largest tuned drum set in the world! Better still, TERRY BOZZIO will be performing on it at EXPLORER'S PERCUSSION in KANSAS CITY on OCTOBER 2 at 7:00 PM. Wes's shop of all things drums is located at 8050 WORNALL ROAD, KANSAS CITY, MO. 64114.

EXPLORE



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23 September, 2014 (09:56am)
DANNY"S NEW WEBSITE LAUNCHED ON THE FALL EQUINOX

Justin said that he would stand on his head until it happened, so last night during the Autumnal Equinox we launched DANNY'S NEW WEBSITE.

http://dannycarey.org

Photo of Danny and Justin in Denver by Rynne Stump



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21 September, 2014 (10:17am)
MONDAY NIGHT JAMMMZ ON THE AUTUMNAL EQUINOX (CLOSE ENOUGH)

Special guest musicians for the SEPTEMBER 22 AUTUMNAL EQUINOX MONDAY NIGHT JAMMMZ include RONALD BRUNER Sr. on drums, and JON GREATHOUSE on keys (with his Moog). If you're a practicing DRUID, after concluding your druidic ritual, put down those ritual implements and bring your jimbe, shakers, rattles and flutes down to the 'tator' and ask JOHN (VOLTO!) ZIEGLER about possibly joining in during the ALMOST anything goes 2nd set (NO HUMAN SACRIFICES INVOLVING AUTUMNAL CANNIBALISM PLEASE!). When not performing on stage, JZ can usually be found near the hearhstone, sipping a Shiner. ALL AGES WELCOME.

BMB

21 September, 2014 (10:00am)
MULTIPLE HAPPY BIRTHDAYS IN THE TOOL FAMILY

Lots of BIRTHDAY GREETINGS in the Tool Family this month, beginning with ANN CHIEN (Sept 17)), PLC's SHEP STEVENSON (Sept. 18), MATT SANTORO (Sept 22), ALAN JONES (Sept 22), PLC's MIKE SAVAGE (Sept 26), and iTOM (Sept 30). CHEERS!

BMB

21 September, 2014 (09:52am)
"BRUJA" BY ARTIST HEATHER McMILLEN

Opening reception at FOLKLORE SALON on TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23

6:00 - 9:00 PM

https://www.facebook.com/SalonFolklore


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19 September, 2014 (04:45pm)
PUSCIFER'S LUCHA LIBRE THROWDOWN

In case you missed the post on the TOOL FACEBOOK PAGE, here's the www.rollingstone.com

LINK


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19 September, 2014 (04:33pm)
LIMITED QUANTITY OF SIGNED MAYNARD PRINTS

A LIMITED QUANTITY of TIM CADIENTE SIGNED MAYNARD PRINTS are now available at "HAWKIN'TIME." 19 X 13 archival pigmented ink print, SIGNED, EMBOSSED and NUMBERED. Comes with a CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY.

VIEW/ORDER



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15 September, 2014 (03:19pm)
ARTIST KORIN FAUGHT & "GIANTS AMONG US" GROUP SHOW

New work by artist KORIN FAUGHT will be exhibited in the "GIANTS AMONG US" group show at the COREY HELFORD GALLERY on SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20th. (see Korin's work in the evite). We hope to see you there!

COREY HELFORD GALLERY-CIRCA
8530-A WASHINGTON BLVD.
CULVER CITY, CA. 90232

MORE

"Giants Among Us" opens this Saturday night at CHG Circa (8530A Washington Blvd. Culver City, CA). You'll see today's Giant depicted as fantasy, as emotion, even as edible. Our artists' personal interpretations of this theme range everywhere from Eric Joyner's fun, epic battle between donut and robot helicopters in "Colossus", to realist painter Sarah Folkman's serene "Fundament". See attached evite for more info and Korin Faught's new work for the exhibit. Previews can be requested at jch@coreyhelfordgallery.com."



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14 September, 2014 (04:51pm)
"DANNY SUCKS!" WITH PRIMUS ON TOUR IN CHICAGO

DANNY was initiated into the PRIMUS 'sucks' tradition by the crowd while performing at THE CONCORD MUSIC HALL in Chicago. A nice tribute indeed by Primus (and D.C.) fans!

Photo by Rynne Stump



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13 September, 2014 (10:41am)
VOLTO! AT THE MINT ON OCTOBER 4

VOLTO! (DANNY CAREY, LANCE MORRISON & JOHN ZIEGLER) will be performing at THE MINT in LOS ANGELES on SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4. SHOW TIME: 11:15 (doors at 10:45 PM).

Volto! Facebook Page

THE MINT
6010 PICO BLVD.
L.A. CA. 90035


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13 September, 2014 (10:27am)
MONDAY NIGHT JAMMMZ

Special guests for the SEPTEMBER 15 MONDAY NIGHT JAMMMZ include MATT HANKLE on drums and ED ROTH on keys. Where, you ask, can I hear these jams? The answer is, of course... (all together) THE BAKED POTATO in STUDIO CITY, CALIFORNIA. Local talent and others passing through are invited to bring an instrument and ask about joining in during the 2nd set. Great live music on a Monday night.

BMB

13 September, 2014 (10:21am)
DANNY WITH PRIMUS AT RIOT FEST IN CHICAGO

A reminder that DANNY will be performing with PRIMUS in Chicago at the Concord Music Hall and RIOT FEST. I must say that I rather enjoyed hearing him go through some of the set-list at the newly sound-proofed loft the other night. Cramming just a bit before catching his flight.

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