You forgot to say please.
You're also supposed to include an emoticon with your requests. :-P
oh come on, no cherry on top?
I will gladly add the cherry on top!
It is a community right, helping each other out...
Cherry and all, and still no newsletter... damn, we're getting robbed!
You have to remember to include some of them Quisps as well. I think he relaxing while eating at some fine restaurants. My guess is that he is busy "....watching out for any Black Hat-boojums masquerading as L.A.P.D. motorcycle officers on Ventura Boulevard." (Blair, 2008 Toolband.com Newsletter)
Blair, we miss you!!!
We want our newsletters back!
I have one saved ;) would be handy to PM
There are only six of us here that appreciate the newsletters? I guess I will have to just read Ijynx. Blair, can you put a copy on Amazon for me please if one is available? Thank you.
And a "thank you"... wow
dammit where IS blair?
Is anybody listening!? Who is behind this damn screen?
Never mind...some just like to watch
Bring back Blair. Bring back the newletter. If a current newsletter gets posted this month I will change my avatar.
We should occasionally bump this thread. Hopefully a mod will eventually see this and do something.
I second that comment darkstar462
From whay I read over on the boy from hell's site, they will along with an archive. I only can hope.
Bump for the "news"letter!!
"No news is good news." Unless we're talking about the TooLarmy newsletter, in which case it's maddening.
I've had mixed feelings about the news letter over the years. I'd prefer to see one.
Bump for the fucking newsletter!!!
I'm in the fetal position, sweating profusely, thinking about the last time I had my newsletter fix.
Hope all is well BMB... looking forward to reading your next newsletter.
What happens when it finally gets posted? Maybe the current state of this place can change and actually spur some intellectual discussion?
what do you guys think BMB is doing right now?
reading this, obvi
Bumpity do da, dippity day, my oh my it's a glorious day
He is probobly enjoying a 5 star meal somewhere and getting ready to purchase a first edition copy of "The Vision and The Voice" after he gets done eating.
Maybe next month...
Please..... But dont hold your breath
I hope I'm wrong but I think that newsletters are done. :(
I only came here for the newsletters over last couple of years...
I said that too. I admit that wasnt the only reason in retrospect, but its why I logged on today.
No News, I guess I will be patiently waiting in the corner...
So it seems as though the writing on this site is dead. My interest is dead. I cannot find any quality writing. Time kills or possibly society kills.
If you cant find any, you could try writing something of quality yourself... just a helpful hint..
I've just noticed some articles posted in "Tool News" recently, Junior In Purple and The Silver Coleman Is Back for example, seem to be written by Blair. Maybe there is still hope for us yet...
I think there's still hope! Although, given his continual quest seeking, and exposing ET varieties in all their covert incarnations might just have him scurrying around the country before "they" triangulate on his position and use his mortal body as a host for their will. Bet it'll be one hell of a newsletter if we do see one. Sure miss those cryptic tales and vague updates...
Hrmm, I see where the newsletters are supposed to be... But it's still empty!!
I thought TOOL was some rich rock band, can't they hire some college student to copy and paste the newsletters into the new format?!? At this rate they could have been engraved in platinum...
We need a newsletter.
Apparently still being worked on: https://www.toolband.com/news/450192/newsletters
All the bitching about Blair and his newsletter, that’s not TOOL news...now, it’s all you want...a lesson in appreciating what you have, not expecting something you don’t deserve.
silly boy (or girl) .....
That's why they want it.....
Again, I click on the newsletter archives link, only to be disappointed with an empty dark room full of shelves where the newsletters should be...
I did archive all the past Newsletters and TOOL Band website history on one of the public posts to hold people over until he Releases the past newsletters plus the New Ones that I'm still waiting for since last May of 2017.
TOOL band website History
TOOL Band Newsletters -Tool Band Page 2017- NEWSLETTERS 2000 TO DECEMBER 2016 ARCHIVE—ALMOST COMPLETE COLLECTION
P.S. you just have to click on newsletters to see them all.
I've literally read all the Newsletters and I'm sort of Itching for a New One. I guess today's post was a semi-newsletter.
BLAIR bring back the Newsletters please.
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