The Toolarmy is our cult!
ToolArmy is THE cult
What gimmicks have you got?
Depends, where is the compound?
Meh I don't really feel like it's a real cult if I say yes and join of my own free will. Can you at least try to brainwash us or lure us away in the back of your van?
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